Vicarious: Sh*t I will Never Do

I used to be adventurous, but now I look back on those days and shudder at my idiocy, whilst marvelling how many times I didn't die.

Now that I have kids, I have to pass on some of my guardian angels to my kids, and just say NO to a bunch of adventures that 10 years ago would have sent me going, "Oooh, pick me, pick me!" like a contestant on The Price is Right, such as:

-Glass encased slide on the side of a sky scraper

http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/25/travel/skyslide-skyspace-la-opens/

-Glass bridge in China

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/12127279/The-glass-bottomed-bridge-across-the-Zhangjiajie-Canyon-in-China-in-pictures.html?frame=3561273

-Sleeping while rock climbing

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/8541224/Extreme-camping-and-rock-climbing-photographs-by-Gordon-Wiltsie.html

-Underwater hotel

http://www.planetoceanunderwaterhotel.com/

-Dumb and crazy hiking http://expertvagabond.com/caminito-del-rey/